Arts & Culture
Fried brains and Sam:
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Natural disasters are anything but entertaining, from my point of view. I end up with a week's worth of congestion and am always forced to work overtime without pay. I tried to complain last...
Two poems
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Bikes and rocks and her and me
i rember a brite sunny day when i was watching my older Sister play on Her bike and i was putting rocks up my nose and i was...
The Anti-Ketchup Food Manifesto
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Ketchup may actually be the perfect icon of all the things that are wrong with North American food culture. Every package sold is symbolic of the distance between the production of raw materials from...
Fighting the good fight
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The rush of adrenaline and the swift movement of each opponent during a martial arts fight between two experts is gorgeous to see — it is like watching a dance that is both beautiful...
The springs of Springfield: Jebediah Springfield
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Jebediah Springifield is more than just a man. Arguably, he’s not even a man at all. As the founder of Springfield, Jebediah is the paragon of greatness in Springfield. From the innocent infants, to...
Sex and the campus
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A chain is only as good as its weakest link, or so we’ve been told since we were in second grade. To set a person up with another of your friends requires not only...
Lost and foundeth
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Hear ye, hear ye! By order of His Majesty Prince Charming, whosoever hast lost a glass slipper must report to the royal guard immediately. The slipper was found late last evening after the semi-biannual...
