The average university student
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Observe the average university student in its natural environment. Please note:
Physical manifestation of stress.
Bed-head since 12:00.
Wide-eyed, blank expression (complete with bloodshot eyes from voluntary lack of sleep).
Multitude of pens and pencils that will...
Friday the 13th survival tips
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As you are probably aware, the ever-unlucky occasion known as Friday the 13th is coming up soon. This day has often been a cause for superstition and fear throughout history and cinema. Stories of...
Just not my day
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So I wake up this morning quite normally. I get up, do my business, have a breakfast of leftover cold pizza, play some Internet games before the bus arrives and generally get ready for...
Lost and foundeth
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Hear ye, hear ye! By order of His Majesty Prince Charming, whosoever hast lost a glass slipper must report to the royal guard immediately. The slipper was found late last evening after the semi-biannual...
An infected trio of swine and the huge, horrifying canine
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Another major flu epidemic may well be underway. We all remember the disaster of SARS a few years ago, West-Nile virus has made many headlines in recent years and recently there was worry over...
Of wolves and men
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I have just one question: why wolves? It seems that throughout history, there have been tales of people triumphing over evil, or even learning lessons from interactions with evil. But stories like this often...
An ode to Budweiser
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I despise the way he looks at me. I hate everything about him, from his head to his feet. If there is a divine being, why would he see fit that I spend my...
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