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The average university student

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James NcCorchuk
Observe the average university student in its natural environment. Please note: Physical manifestation of stress. Bed-head since 12:00. Wide-eyed, blank expression (complete with bloodshot eyes from voluntary lack of sleep). Multitude of pens and pencils that will...
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Friday the 13th survival tips

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James NcCorchuk
As you are probably aware, the ever-unlucky occasion known as Friday the 13th is coming up soon. This day has often been a cause for superstition and fear throughout history and cinema. Stories of...
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Just not my day

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James NcCorchuk
So I wake up this morning quite normally. I get up, do my business, have a breakfast of leftover cold pizza, play some Internet games before the bus arrives and generally get ready for...
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Lost and foundeth

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James NcCorchuk
Hear ye, hear ye! By order of His Majesty Prince Charming, whosoever hast lost a glass slipper must report to the royal guard immediately. The slipper was found late last evening after the semi-biannual...
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An infected trio of swine and the huge, horrifying canine

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James NcCorchuk
Another major flu epidemic may well be underway. We all remember the disaster of SARS a few years ago, West-Nile virus has made many headlines in recent years and recently there was worry over...
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Of wolves and men

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James NcCorchuk
I have just one question: why wolves? It seems that throughout history, there have been tales of people triumphing over evil, or even learning lessons from interactions with evil. But stories like this often...
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An ode to Budweiser

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James NcCorchuk
I despise the way he looks at me. I hate everything about him, from his head to his feet. If there is a divine being, why would he see fit that I spend my...
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