The average university student
Observe the average university student in its natural environment. Please note: Physical manifestation of stress. Bed-head since 12:00. Wide-eyed, blank expression (complete with bloodshot eyes…
James NcCorchuk
Friday the 13th survival tips
As you are probably aware, the ever-unlucky occasion known as Friday the 13th is coming up soon. This day has often been a cause for…
Just not my day
So I wake up this morning quite normally. I get up, do my business, have a breakfast of leftover cold pizza, play some Internet games…
Lost and foundeth
Hear ye, hear ye! By order of His Majesty Prince Charming, whosoever hast lost a glass slipper must report to the royal guard immediately. The…
An infected trio of swine and the huge, horrifying canine
Another major flu epidemic may well be underway. We all remember the disaster of SARS a few years ago, West-Nile virus has made many headlines…
Of wolves and men
I have just one question: why wolves? It seems that throughout history, there have been tales of people triumphing over evil, or even learning lessons…
An ode to Budweiser
I despise the way he looks at me. I hate everything about him, from his head to his feet. If there is a divine being,…
Yankee Doodle
The Doodle family was at a loss last week when they discovered that their loving father figure, Yankee, had passed on. Although not personally known…
‘Fair’-est in the land
What had started out as a celebration of beauty, turned into a day of distress and contempt. A beauty contest gone wrong turns into an…
Vandals and thieves and bears, oh my!
Vandals and thieves of the Enchanted Forest should watch their backs; there is new competition in town. Police officials responded to a call from the…