Making a good impression: How finding a gym is the first hurdle
Joining a gym can be an intimidating and uncertain process. A membership costs a lot of money, and it’s a big commitment to make on…
Ben Poggemiller
Dramatization!
The quill quivered between Thomas’ shivering fingers as he wrote his final lines. Years of translating, compiling and composing left him within striking distance of…
Rock n’ roll singer
“You can stick your golden handshake And you can stick your silly rules And all the other shit That you teach to kids in school….
Forcing the issue:
How is Princess Leia a princess when her father is a senator? The answer is simple, but easy to miss. Leia’s adoptive father is Bail…
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Now that we’re back on campus, we realize how good we had it during the break. It provided us with time to be insensibly busy…
The springs of Springfield: Edna Krabappel
Edna Krabappel is Bart’s jaded teacher. She is often seen smoking in her green sweater, making sarcastic comments and generally not caring about anything. She…
The springs of Springfield: Barney Gumble
Barney Gumble is the consummate drunk. His tired eyes, mussed-up hair, too-small pink shirt, slouched posture and fat gut all exemplify his alcoholism. He’s actually…
Get ‘er done
If you find yourself using any of these excuses for your lack of exercise, be prepared to read my glorious refutations and have the rug…
Musical memory or rummy remembrance?
Is it possible for people to go two hours without drinking? I do not think so. I refuse to believe that people refrain from “pre-gaming”…
The springs of Springfield: Janey
Janey is Lisa’s black friend often seen with Lisa at slumber parties or on the playground and she seems like a normal child. She likes…