Arts & Culture
Creative cleaning solutions
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Cleaning your bathroom is boring, but experiments aren’t. Sometimes just trying something new and creative can make cleaning interesting. I’m not saying cleaning is going to be fun, but when it comes between studying...
When and wear
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Every year I wait with bated breath, well more like chapped lips and half-bitten fingernails, to be proven wrong. “This will be the year!” I say. “I can feel it.” Much like every time...
Fried brains and Sam
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When last we left Sam, he had enlisted a hacker to help him bring an end to reality.
Time passed. People were fried. More time passed. The smell of bacon and tears filled the air....
Pets!
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I’ll put together a team of experts: the foremost zoologist in the world, the number one psychoanalyst, the most advanced child psychologist, the fittest evolutionary biologist and I suppose, even I — a pioneer...
Vanderhart & Poggemiller New English Dictionary
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“Hipster,” like “douchebag,” has reached a state of overuse that renders it almost entirely meaningless. To some, a hipster is a 17-year old wearing skinny jeans and listening to Arcade Fire. To others, a...
In a land far, far away
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Since my last article, the heat now works, a cup is catching the hot water heater drippings, and I purchased some bedsheets. Things are looking up! As it turns out, some Polish girls who...
The lies you believe about conflict
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The word “conflict” often draws up images of two boxers in a ring, Mommy and Daddy yelling at each other and other aggressive or scarring images. People generally don’t have a positive view of...
