Dr. Know
Great Grey Horned Owls, you beasts should really not sneak up on people! In the light of my porch you shaved lemurs — what with…
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R.I.P-HOP?
If hip hop’s not dead then, according to Timbaland, it is at least seriously ill. The producer recently said publicly that rap’s just not the…
Legends of the Periphery: Bowling Kingpin, Kelly Kulick
From time to time, even some of the greatest and most prolific heroes in all of sports fall through the cracks of obscurity and are…
Bury me beneath tall-grass prairie
“O bury me not on the lone prairie, where the wild coyote will howl over me, where the buffalo roams the prairie sea, O bury…
Life in the Cretaceous Period
As a kid, visiting the Manitoba Museum (then known as the Manitoba Museum of Man and Nature) was always an adventure. There was the Polar…
DR. Know
Ah genetics. There was a time — quite recently in fact — when I thought that the study of the infinite dimensions, which compose our…
(black) and white face
The world is chock-full of secretaries who exhaust their days processing paper and questioning why they bothered to wax their legs at all when it…
Fried Brains and Sam:
When last we left Sam, he was under house arrest, plotting to end his contract in Heaven by destroying physical reality. Tied to my chair,…
The Reunion
Coerced by fear, I was told to appear naked before My sovereign broham, and his willing peers. “If you don’t like it, find another way…
So Bad it’s Good
In both fetish and fantasy, the “bad girl” is deviant, overtly sexual and dangerous. She is the one of temptresses of the Bible (Salome and…