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All-time great jock jams

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Ryan Harby
2 Unlimited — “Get Ready for This” C&C Music Factory — “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” Gary Glitter — “Rock and Roll Part 2 (Hey Song)” Tag Team — “Whoomp! (There It Is)” Quad City DJ’s featuring Willard Applefeld...
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Jock jams

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Maria Bowler
In 480 BC, as the Persians approached the Greek ships at the Battle of Salamis, they heard singing. According to Greek poet Aeschylus, “All the barbarians felt fear because they had been deprived of...
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Slap happy

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Ryan Harby
When Nintendo first unveiled the Wii back in 2005, there were two things above nearly all else that fans wanted to see the Wii controller emulate: a lightsaber and a hockey stick. We all...
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Let the games begin

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Ryan Harby
Greetings students! I trust that your summer went well? Now that you’re presumably back in the swing of things, ready to go back to classes and hit those books, why not enjoy a refresher...
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Downward facing dumbass

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Sarah Petz
I’m standing on my left leg, with my right leg in the air and my sweaty right hand clasping my right foot. My left arm shoots up straight beside my ear. I can hear...
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Death Defying feats

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Ryan Harby
Earlier this month, a Russian man collapsed dead while competing in the Sauna World Championships in Heinola, Finland. An elderly Vladimir Ladyzhenskiy was competing against defending champion Timo Kaukonen when officials had to intervene...
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Blame Game a real shame

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Sebastien Ball
Four p.m. Saturday afternoon and I’m still speechless. I had prepared all week to sing the praises of a team that was 3-4, with a big play offense and a strong showing against a...

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