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Oh, Count Chocula

How has it come to this? Between movies like Twilight and TV shows like The Vampire Diaries, the modern vampire appears more daft than horrific….



Reflecting our collective fears

Halloween is a time of year that is surrounded by darkness, fear and celebration. Witches, ghosts, bats and vampires are all popular images that symbolize…



No Shalloween for me

When searching for Halloween costumes for myself and my teenaged daughter, the vast majority of costumes I find in stores and online for women and…


From Dracula to Twilight

Today, vampires are sissies compared to what they used to be. I love classic vampire flicks, Bela Lugosi as Dracula or the rodent like Count…



Lucky fuckin’ Lager

“Let’s get some Lucky Lager and howl at the moon!” – Brad Pitt as Early Grace in Kalifornia. Yeah they call me Lucky, what the…


Aspiring to intoxication

There is perhaps no better way to legally distort reality than with alcohol. For some — OK, for many — it is the social lubricant…


The gin and tonic

I am the gin and tonic. If you are drinking me you probably enjoy my cool, crisp refreshing taste, perfect for hot days and stuffy…