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This day so hallowed

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Sheldon Birnie
“Brown leafed vertigo where skeletal life is known — I remember Halloween. This day anything goes, dead bodies hang from poles — I remember Halloween.” — Glenn Danzig, “Halloween” Halloween today may seem — to some —...
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Your guide for Halloween ’09

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Kevin Schulz
The hectic pace of university life produces some funny consequences. One that immediately springs to mind is students’ shocking ability to lose track of time. If you are anything like me, between lectures, mid-term...
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No candy for you!

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Kevin Doole
The best Halloween treat? Are you serious? Come on now, kids. Is there nothing more serious you would like to debate over? How have I been dragged into this? Well, okay. If you’d really like...
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Candy is awesome

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Ashley Gaboury
Candy and chocolate are by far the best Halloween treats for obvious reasons. They are delicious and there are so many options. You have Nibs, Nerds, Rockets, Double Bubble, Sweet Tarts, Laffy Taffy, Lifesavers,...
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Fun size: the diminutive devil

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Ben Poggemiller
While the debate rages on over what the premier Halloween treat is, I have to sit back and watch the hoopla with disinterest. Sure, you can tempt me with “sugary” this and “intoxicating” that,...
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Beer: the (legal) treat to beat

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Sheldon Birnie
Ok, ok, I know: Candy is awesome, dentists be damned. However, a time comes in every kid’s life when they are “too old” to go trick or treating, and who wants to pay good...
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The true tragedy of adulthood

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Stephen Milner
The year was 1977 and (I imagine) most of you weren’t even born yet. Stars Wars had not been digitally butchered — err, re-mastered. Star Trek only consisted of one generation, and William Shatner...

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