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The Manitoban horoscope for the week of Oct. 5
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Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, the show Dancing with the Stars calls to you this week. You crave the drama and excitement, but perhaps we should leave the drama on the back burner, as...
Not one more Jane Doe
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CAUTION: This article contains explicit language and discusses cases of sexual violence at Cornell University and the U of M.
As a woman, I am so angry.
I am exhausted of reading the handbook of How...
No more “Red October” for the old man
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The first time I saw the Adidas x BAPE Ultraboost first Green Camo sneakers, I just knew I had to get them. After all, I was a naive teenager blown away by American hype...
The Manitoban horoscope for the week of Sept. 28
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Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, you will be inclined to find money this week. Whether on the sidewalk or at your job, you will be inclined toward prosperity this week. You may not want...
I want to kiss the word diva on the mouth
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I spam Gen Z terms like it’s my full-time job and I’m getting paid a CEO’s salary. I write emails to my retail boss titled “Hey Diva ,” wear high-heeled boots all winter long...
Graduation blues
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Graduation. Isn’t it supposed to feel like a finish line? Like I have achieved a milestone? After years of assignments, deadlines, presentations and checking UMLearn more often than I would like to admit, reaching...
The Manitoban horoscope for the week of Sept. 21
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Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, I want you to know that I’m mad at you. You have been making poor choices that have been affecting your co-workers by constantly calling in to work. You...
