Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Dear Aquarius, if you feel a pull toward the forest, do not go, as a journey you are not ready for may await you. Do not fret too much about choosing not to proceed.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Pisces, you need to stand up for yourself. Stop letting other people make decisions for you. Branch out, figure out who you are without the preconceived notions of who people think you have to be.
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Dear Aries, I say you adopt that cat you’ve been planning to adopt for years. What’s stopping you? Take this as your sign from the universe to go out and do something you’ve always wanted to do but never had the guts to.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Taurus, as Billy Idol sings, “When there’s nothing to lose, and there’s nothing to prove, and I’m dancing with myself.” You never have to prove anything to anyone else but yourself. Stop trying to make others happy at the expense of yourself.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Gemini, you need to learn how to joke sometimes. Not everything is do or die. It’s okay to relinquish control sometimes and see where the wind will take you. Go with the flow more often.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Cancers, unplug from the matrix and get off your phone. Go for a walk, read a book. I worry that life may be passing by without you even noticing. Your phone is not your life! For this week, challenge yourself to put down your device.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Leo, try not to fight with your sibling this week. I sense some tension within your family atmosphere. Maybe put the fighting on pause for this week and become friends again. Sometimes knowing when to stop is your biggest asset.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Virgos, you need to learn to take responsibility for your actions. You cannot keep believing everyone else is always at fault. You are indeed very smart but need to do some soul searching this week.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Libras, you know I love you, but this wishy-washy attitude needs to stop. Stop pretending not to care about things. That’s not cool. Wanna know what is cool? Caring about things passionately.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Scorpios, you need to watch Glee. I don’t know why, but I feel as though the character Sue Sylvester would resonate with you so much so that she may become this year’s
Halloween costume for you.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Sagittarius, do not waste your time on people who do not appreciate you. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and sometimes you get hurt. Try to notice this week when people might take advantage of your kindness.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Capricorns, you might be receiving bad news this week. I cannot tell you when, but I feel it in the crisp air turning from summer to fall. Prepare yourself before the other shoe might drop.
