Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, I’m sorry to tell you, you cannot have mini eggs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even though Easter is right around the corner, make sure you’re not overindulging in expenses or unnecessary purchases.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Pisces, you need to contact your friends. Your friends care about you, and when you ignore them, they can feel neglected. Make sure you are leaving room to let friends and family know you care about them.
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Dear Aries, you need to stop buying multiple matcha drinks in one day. It’s not good for your bank account and it’s not doing wondrous things for your diet. Do us both a favour and try to curb your matcha cravings.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Taurus. It’s time to stop, drop and roll. You need to slow your pace going into next week or risk burning yourself out. Take this week to connect with your childhood self and do things that make you happy.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Gemini, beware of two-faced friends this week. That feeling you’ve been getting that a friend is speaking badly about you is not just a feeling, it may be reality. Make sure you are certain, however, that they are speaking badly about you before you confront them.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
In the merry month of March, do indeed walk the yellow brick road. Book that trip you’ve been putting off, go do the thing you’ve feared doing — just make sure you act before it’s too late.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Leo, go see a ballet performance or play this week. You need to tap into your more creative side, as you have been spending too much time prioritizing things that need to get done over having a creative outlet.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Virgos, do not sign up for those horseback riding lessons you’ve been wanting to do. As much as you want to sign up for horseback riding lessons, this may be distracting you from actual problems you may be having. Stop trying to avoid processing things by signing up for random courses.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Libra, you have not wasted time on that thing you care deeply about. I know the fear of the future scares you, but when is the future not going to be scary? Trust in your ability that you are doing what’s best for you instead of listening to that annoying tiny voice in your head.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Scorpios, I need you to stop what you’re doing and do the YMCA. Do not pick arguments with your fellow co-workers this week. The universe is not on your side if you have something to say. Perhaps save it for next week.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Sagittarius, you need to reestablish your limits. Just because someone dares you to eat 12 Subway sandwiches does not mean you should eat them. Try to reconnect with your limits and know when to say no.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Capricorns, if you see a Facebook ad for a free ferret, you should definitely not go pick up a free ferret. Just because something looks enticing does not mean it’s reality. Be careful this week, as some things may not be what they seem.
