Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

You love a good puzzle moment and it shows. You enjoy trying to figure people out in order to understand them. Take a break this week and try to understand that maybe, just maybe, you don’t need to perceive everything. 

 

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

Pisces, Pisces, Pisces. Much like Zendaya’s song “Replay,” this week will be filled with both a constant sense of dread and joy. Although the beginning of the week may be more difficult, those hardships will make sense closer to the end of the week.

 

Aries

March 21 – April 19

Dear Aries, you are so full of rage, perhaps it is time to put the pitchfork down and take up some knitting. Although your ability to fight every battle for your friends like it’s the Hunger Games is commendable, I think maybe it’s time you see that you do not have to fight everyone’s battles.

 

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

Taurus, you have been put in the time-out corner. The universe is telling me that you have committed misdeeds. You may want to take some time to go on a long walk and figure out how you want to proceed with righting your wrongs. 

 

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Geminis, you know I adore you guys, but I’m going to be honest. Please stay home at least one night a week to recharge your social battery. This past week, you may have been going out a lot. It’s time you swap that shot glass for some herbal tea and quality time at home. Make sure you take care of yourself to prevent burnout.

 

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

 

Cancers, do not drink Guinness this week as it appears to be flat. Luckily, you don’t need beer to have fun. You are the fun. You may, in this upcoming week, be going out more than usual and realize that you don’t always need a party to have fun. You are the party.

 

Leo

July 23 – August 22

Liar, liar, pants on fire. Dear Leo, have you lied to me? I feel as though you have. I don’t know what, but I sense something is amiss. Did you forget to check in with friends and family this week? If you haven’t yet, make sure you do so. This will prevent chaos from escalating in the week.

 

Virgo

August 23 – September 22

Virgos, again, I adore you guys, but it’s time to stop acting like a fool. I sense that recently, you may have been up to no good. For this week, focus on keeping a low profile while doing some reflecting. Maybe reflect on what you want for the upcoming week.

 

Libra

September 23 – October 22

For this week, if you see a fellow Libra walking to their destination, make sure you offer them a ride. Libra, it’s time to look inward and do some reflecting. Is life going the way you want? What is the next step in your journey? 

 

Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

Scorpios, I highly encourage you to attend a dance party this week. You need to let loose and stop taking things so seriously. Everything will work out. If you have any inkling to buy a lottery ticket, now would be the time. 

 

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

Dear Sagittarius, go see some art this week. I sense that you may need some artistic inspiration. Go to an art gallery or go see a movie. Sometimes inspiration can be all around you but you just don’t notice it. Do not dwell if you are not inspired. Inspiration will come soon enough.

 

Capricorn 

December 22 – January 19

Capricorn, it’s time you stop thinking about others and focus more on yourself. Stop prioritizing others at the expense of yourself. At the end of the day, you need to realize that nothing else really matters except how you see yourself, not how others see you.