Editorial

The six that could have been twelve

By
Sheldon Birnie
The other night, I was drinking with my buddy Francis, and our two other friends, Rick and Cheeze. All being somewhat broke, we pooled — more or less evenly — our cash and bought...
Arts & Culture

In search of Mr. Chi Pig

By
Sheldon Birnie
Since the early 1980s, SNFU front man and Canadian punk rock pioneer Mr. Chi Pig has been delivering high-energy performances to crowds the world over. Starting in 1984, SNFU released nine full-length albums, a...
Arts & Culture

CD Review : Sit Down Tracy, “Roaring Noon”

By
Sheldon Birnie
A tepid morning breeze blows through a Winnipeg street in late summer, rustling trash and dust up from the gutters. A 1982 Diplomat backfires in an alley, behind an all-night pizza joint. A woman...
Comment

If you don’t like my handkerchief…

By
Sheldon Birnie
Recently, I was at a party enjoying some social libations and a game of crokinole, when I felt the need to blow my nose. I pulled out my handkerchief and let fly. A girl...
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Bury me beneath tall-grass prairie

By
Sheldon Birnie
“O bury me not on the lone prairie, where the wild coyote will howl over me, where the buffalo roams the prairie sea, O bury me not on the lone prairie.” So ring the plaintive...
Features

Winter Fucking Rules

By
Sheldon Birnie
Often, disparaging things are said about winter, but I believe that winter is one of the best seasons — second only to summer. Sure, sure, it’s cold as fuck, the roads are icy and...
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RCMP are barking up a tree in the Peace Country

By
Sheldon Birnie
In a scene chock full of déjà vu, notorious malcontent Reverend Wiebo Ludwig was arrested in Grande Prairie, A.B.. on Friday, Jan. 8, 2010 in connection with the bombing of EnCana pipelines in northern...
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