Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, well, well, well, we meet again, back with me telling you to appreciate the things that others do for you a little more. Sometimes you forget, and that’s okay, but you need to remember to show appreciation when you can.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Pisces, it’s time you stop encroaching on your friends’ lives. Everyone deserves to have their own thing without you partaking in it. Let them have some space in their lives for them to grow.
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Aries, you go from zero to a hundred real fast — you need to work on de-escalating your emotions. Stop snapping every time someone questions you. Choose the high road and keep it to yourself.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Taurus, the squirrels are watching. They chatter around your house and you feel them circling. Make sure you’re safe when you go out. Protect your drink and always leave with people you know. Do not be so willing to trust strangers.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Gemini, I think you should buy that item you’ve been wanting to buy for a while. I know you’ve been saving and are being responsible, but you need to treat yourself every so often.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Cancers, sometimes your friendships are not forever. Sometimes you drift apart, and that’s okay. You need to stop blaming others for the ending of a friendship, but also look inward a little more, and maybe you’ll find your answer.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Leos, please stop doubting yourself, you need to gain more confidence in everyday life. Stop being timid about things you’re passionate about, be loud and be passionate.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Virgos, I need you to know that it is your fault this week. You care about people, but sometimes not as much as you love yourself, and it ends up hurting people.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Libras, money is not everything. Money this, money that, you show off your bank account as though it’s a prize. You need to learn how to be gracious.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Scorpios, I never thought I’d be the one to say this, but you need to be more chronically online. You stay off the internet to prove a point that you’re better than others, but you’re not. You don’t always need to be online, but sometimes it’s okay.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Sagittarius, you are my rainbow gel pen in this grey world. You guys are everything that is good. Please be kinder to yourselves.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Capricorns, please take a break. You have overworked yourself recently, and that may put strain on your interpersonal relationships this week. This may cause undue problems in the days to come.
