Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, you will be inclined to find money this week. Whether on the sidewalk or at your job, you will be inclined toward prosperity this week. You may not want to look too hard because abundance may disappear.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Pisces, why are you doing this tango with me? Why are you trying to trick me into thinking you’re alright? You’re not okay — I see you. If you are struggling, it’s okay to ask for help. Spend time with your family and friends and do things you enjoy.
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Dear Aries, you didn’t heed my advice. You’re late again. Get an agenda, girl — this is chronic. I want you to thrive and not always be so stressed due to bad time management.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Taurus, you need to try to understand. Stop talking at people and try to listen. When people tell you they cannot do something, you need to understand that individuals get tired. Life happens, and adult relationships are complex, be accepting.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Gemini, things will be looking up this week. A friend or colleague you haven’t heard from recently will reach out with exciting news, perhaps a new project. Listen when I say that you should follow their idea — it may lead to large amounts of success.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Cancers, stop going out every night. I am highly concerned. You do not need to surround yourself with people who do not fill your cup. Stop seeking company in places you know are not good for you.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Leos, put down the credit card and step away from Ticketmaster. You’ve been purchasing way too many items. Your credit card is crying, you need to stop shopping before you run out of money. This is your warning.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Virgos, stand up for yourselves. Guys, you know I know you, but you need to stop turtling whenever conflict arises. You know when someone is treating you badly, so why do you let it happen? Stop letting other people always defend you — be the first one to do it.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Libras, I want you to know that I am not mad at you. Friends have been set aside for new ones. I fear this is a bad shift for you — these new friends may not care as deeply about you as your older ones.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Scorpios, you have an imagination that could rival your next-door neighbour’s dog named Frank. You repeatedly make the same mistake because you sometimes lack direction. You need to change the error of your ways before the dog starts laughing at you.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Sagittarius, stop trying to cheat the system. Your mom has told you this, your dentist has as well — just stop it. You need to stop trying to get your friends to pay for you to get into concerts or scroll on Instagram trying to find discount codes. Just be forward and say you can’t do something instead of avoiding what’s hard.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Capricorns, you are the artistic type and have a hard time gripping onto reality. You are afraid to take risks because you think your mind is leading you astray. I need you to hear me when I say this — STOP PUTTING THINGS OFF.
