Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, I want you to know that I’m mad at you. You have been making poor choices that have been affecting your co-workers by constantly calling in to work. You need to stop calling in for frivolous reasons — save your sick days.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Pisces, you need to know that I am concerned for you. I have said this before, and I’ll say it again, you need individual autonomy outside of your partner. It’s not healthy to have no space or time for yourself. Make sure you create time for yourself.
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Dear Aries, stop being late for everything. People don’t want to consistently wait around for you all the time — it’s getting tiring. Make sure you are managing your time more efficiently.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Taurus, you need to visit a friend or grandparent you haven’t seen in a while, I sense they miss you. You may be putting off visiting because it’s been too long since you’ve reached out. Trust me, they’ll love to see you.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Gemini, it’s going to be a harvest moon on Saturday. You will be entering a more subdued version of yourself from the spring or summer. You may feel lower energy this week. Make sure you are taking care of yourself so you don’t get sick.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Cancers, I see that you are really buckling down this year with your studies. I’m proud of you. Make sure you’re paying more attention to the material in class than to notifications on your phone.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Leos, you have heeded my advice. I see you are making the necessary changes to clean up your mess both literally and figuratively. Make sure you continue the good work of being aware of how your actions affect others.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Virgos, you need to spend more time outside and less time at home doomscrolling. Although your phone provides endless opportunities for you to fight strangers online in the comment section of Instagram, make sure you are taking a walk around your neighbourhood every so often to get some fresh air.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Libras, you’ve become quite closed off recently. Friends try to text you, yet you never respond. Emails and messages are all left on read. Respond to the people that care about you and make yourself more open for your own sake as well as others’.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Scorpios, stop going to bed at the wee hours of the morning. It’s 3 a.m., go to sleep. You always complain about how tired you are. Take your own advice and go to bed early and do something productive in the morning.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Sagittarius, I’m so proud of you. You really stepped outside your comfort zone and did something that scared you last week. Make sure you continue to do things that make you uncomfortable, that’s how you grow.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Capricorns, you know that I know that you’re hiding something, changing the subject when people ask you a specific question. Be honest with yourself. What are you hiding, and why are you hiding it?
