Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Aquarius, go take a break. This week is going to feel very long for you. Try to counteract that by going for a long walk, going to the aquarium or taking yourself on a mental health shopping spree.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Pisces, not everything is about you. You need to listen to what people are trying to tell you. You guys are kind-hearted but have been neglecting your friends for your relationships. It is time to recognize this and make amends
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Aries, you reap what you sow. You need to be careful this week. Your actions may have long-lasting consequences if you don’t consider other people’s feelings.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Taurus, what are we going to do with you? This week is going to be interesting for different reasons. At the beginning of the week, you may get a message from a friend you haven’t spoken to in a while. While nearing the end of the week, you may experience fatigue due to family
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Geminis, I have one piece of advice for this week — avoid eating the Caesar salad your friend’s grandma made, as it may upset your stomach. Make sure you pay attention this week, whether it’s your schoolwork or your job, and you might get recognized for your efforts.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Cancers, do not eat the 3 a.m. cabbage. Take chances this week. Instead of playing it safe all the time, take a chance on yourself. Believe in yourself instead of doubting things you are more than capable of tackling.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Leo, please take a deep breath and now order yourself some McDonald’s. This week is going to be a rough one. Family may be a source of distress for you rather than a source of support. Make sure you protect yourself emotionally.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Virgos, go to the doctor about that cold you’ve convinced yourself is still going on without medical intervention. Stop trying to cure yourself through essential oils, they can only do so much.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Bonjour, Libras! Stop avoiding tasks that bring you anxiety. You can’t always bury your problems or pretend they don’t exist by orienting your existence toward other things or focusing on what others (friends or partner) may need. Just because we ignore a problem doesn’t mean it’s not there.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Scorpios, you may not help yourself to the last deep-fried pickle in the fridge. You have disregarded my advice from last week to stop buying things. You need to stop before your bank account is drained.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Do not become a mascot for your local university. You may feel the urge to give in to your impulses to become a public figure, but let me be the one to tell you — you do not have time for that.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Capricorns, do not eat the strawberries that grow on the side of the road. Just because things look better on the other side doesn’t mean they are. Be careful of who you trust.
