Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

 

Aquarius, my dear friend, you do not always have to be so strong for everyone. Let someone else carry some of your burden this week. You do not have to do so much of the heavy lifting — it’s okay to delegate. Sometimes, you do not have to do everything. 

 

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

Pisces, love is in the air. Perhaps not the good kind, though — it’s hard to tell. Valentine’s Day is coming up, and I, for one, can tell you that you are adored by many. Though before jumping into a new relationship, make sure that the person not only sees you, but truly understands you. 

 

Aries

March 21 – April 19

Aries, you need to take a break from fighting performative males. You must be getting tired. Take a deep breath when you feel your annoyance or anger rising. You do not have to pick fights with everyone who may have “done you wrong.” Maybe instead of fighting others this week, we can focus on emotional regulation and understanding.

 

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

Taurus, I would like to personally tell you that you need to download Just Dance and quite literally dance away your problems. This week, you need to loosen up. Things aren’t always that serious, and if they are, “just go to the record store and visit your friends.”

 

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Dear Gemini, if you have a large dog named Ralph, please know that he is plotting against you. You may be feeling suspicious and anxious this week, but know that it’s only your anxiety in other aspects bleeding into your fears. Combat these fears by focusing on what you can control, unless you have a dog named Ralph. 

 

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

Do not drink from the fountain of youth, my sweet summer child. You may be looking forward to moments coming up in the future, but try to be present in the now, or you may just miss an important moment. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

 

Leo

July 23 – August 22

 

Leo, I am putting my foot down this week. It is high time we address the elephant in the room, “I know you touched my drum set.” It is okay to covet what is not yours, but it is important to realize that you cannot always have everything. It is okay to be happy with what you have.

 

Virgo

August 23 – September 22

It is okay to be afraid of the storm, Virgo. You are simply learning how to sail your ship. You do not always have to be perfect at everything. It is time to let go of some of the baggage you are carrying. It is okay to simply live and learn instead of being afraid of failing all the time. 

 

Libra

September 23 – October 22

The possibilities for you this week, Libra, are endless. Make sure you figure out what you want before those possibilities rot. “I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs I would choose.” Do not waste potential and possibility on things that do not matter. 

 

Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

Scorpios, you do not always have to be so good to everyone. It’s okay to be selfish sometimes. “You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.” It’s okay to not always be your best and it’s okay to break down sometimes. Make sure you are being your authentic self instead of a curated image.

 

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

 

Sagittarius, do not round-house kick anyone into next week because you are angry. Some things are better left unsaid. Sometimes, people won’t always understand you, and that’s okay. You know your own heart and who you are. Do not give in to the anger that people may want to see from you. 

 

Capricorn 

December 22 – January 19

Do not sign up for singing lessons being taught by a middle-aged man named Brad in his basement. Capricorn, as much as you want to be good at everything, you never will be. Focus on the things you do enjoy instead of trying to be the best at everything. Just be yourself, and the best will follow.