She speaks in thesis sentences
her tone elegant, ideas clear
so eloquent all can understand her
Her gown, it is of Post-its of colours garish
the wand, it transforms references
into perfect bibliographies
and not once ventures into Wikipedia
Research she makes shine
ideas innovative
ramblings into coherent essays
To summon her make yourself pure
in mind and body
Offer chocolate covered espresso beans
Leave off the shackles of your worldly life
and give yourself to her
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