Sex and the Campus
A promise seems to mean nothing until a ring accompanies it. It has long been the tradition that upon asking someone to marry, and as…
Arts & Culture
Yankee Doodle
The Doodle family was at a loss last week when they discovered that their loving father figure, Yankee, had passed on. Although not personally known…
The springs of Springfield: Superintendent Chalmers
Superintendent Chalmers, the man who strikes fear in the heart of principal Seymour Skinner, is a thoroughly boring man. His no-nonsense attitude and stern demeanor…
The springs of Springfield: Gil Gunderson
As I sit down to write this, nestled within the sundry walls of the Manitoban office, I’m receiving some flak from other writers about my…
Doughboys
Hello Doughboys Where is your war today? Vietnam’s nitroglycerin jungles weren’t enough, Now that the jungles are stained red The sand has to be painted…
Yore Lore:
“Where Sydney Cove her lucid bosom swells, Courts her young navies, and the storm repels” — Erasmus Darwin In the 1980s, North America was invaded….
Sex and the campus
We’re all back to school for the first full week, and I can guarantee that with all this academic tension in the air we will…
Making Art
I have been suffocated, strangled My words cut short and the flow Ceased My back is broken by black and bulging beasts, Whose sadness seeps…
French camp
When we last left Sarah in French camp: part I, has finished her French immersion program in Quebec, and is moving out into the real…
‘Fair’-est in the land
What had started out as a celebration of beauty, turned into a day of distress and contempt. A beauty contest gone wrong turns into an…