Arts & Culture


French Camp

For most of us patriotic Canadians required to take French until the grade nine, French class sucks. I, too, am part of the majority that…


Everybody’s Focused

This piece is intended to be spoken to the tune of Baz Luhrmann’s “Everybody’s Free (to Wear Sunscreen).” Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of…


Yore Lore:

Whether in the form of Jedi Knights who wield their elegant lightsabers, or cartoon felines who deliver pizza and fight crime, the samurai has become…


Immortal Kombat

Nothing pisses on our parade like “death.” It is responsible for countless awesome people like Socrates, MJ and my grandfather not being around to hang…


Sex and the campus

In this fast-paced age of 0.16 second Google searches and coffee that requires only 26 steps, the question often creeps up: to online-date, or not…



Musical Memory

On a cold October night years ago, my friend and I were excited to finally see Pennywise in concert. The opening band was Ignite, some…



The light of the world

When various medieval mountebanks and oddballs assembled “Cabinets of curiosities,” wooden boxes of things like mummy body parts, paintings of people with deformities, and narwhal…