The Speedo, the square and the jammer
I have two older brothers who live in Ontario and in their spare time they train and compete in triathlons. My brother Mikhail is an…
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Sports fiction
Blernsball Origin: Futurama television series The world of Futurama has a fair number of bizarre spectacles, but perhaps none more confounding than the sport of…
Weight loss for dummies
Disclaimer: this might not be for everybody. This could be taken as a guide, but should not be taken as a manual. That is, use…
Be healthy, live technologically
Do you remember those FBI disclaimers that used to play on every video arcade game in the ‘90s, the ones that warned kids “winners don’t…
The Anti-Ketchup Food Manifesto
Ketchup may actually be the perfect icon of all the things that are wrong with North American food culture. Every package sold is symbolic of…
Fighting the good fight
The rush of adrenaline and the swift movement of each opponent during a martial arts fight between two experts is gorgeous to see — it…
The springs of Springfield: Jebediah Springfield
Jebediah Springifield is more than just a man. Arguably, he’s not even a man at all. As the founder of Springfield, Jebediah is the paragon…
Sex and the campus
A chain is only as good as its weakest link, or so we’ve been told since we were in second grade. To set a person…
Lost and foundeth
Hear ye, hear ye! By order of His Majesty Prince Charming, whosoever hast lost a glass slipper must report to the royal guard immediately. The…
In the end, it’s all about love
I often witnessed two human males, bound by circumstance, sitting together on an old wooden rocking chair. An heirloom from a bygone era when men…