Dr. Know
Greetings to you mammalia! Hah! Hoo-hah! I’ve created a word! Ah, linguistics. Quite a feeble study, is it not? It is. Does it count as…
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Two weeks in a row; you mammalian malcontents are killing me. My date from last week, the dashing barn owl, took one sniff of me…
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About time you monkeys showed up — it’s been almost a month since your last genetics lesson, and I was worried you might’ve developed a…
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Great Grey Horned Owls, you beasts should really not sneak up on people! In the light of my porch you shaved lemurs — what with…
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Ah genetics. There was a time — quite recently in fact — when I thought that the study of the infinite dimensions, which compose our…
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When last we left Dr. Know he spoke of having been in the midst of fleeing human authorities for some reason involving organ harvesting. Oh…
Dr. Know on the Lam
Hello, is anyone there? Hoo, I have no way of telling if my words will ever reach you, since I can only broadcast, not receive….
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OK folks, we’re doing the eighth dimension today — the lesson will be much the same as the last few; the words I’ll say will…
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Hoo, hoo, look who has wandered in from the intellectual darkness once again. Hello, pitiable reader! Come in! Come into my hovel of repute! How…
Dr. Know and the sixth dimension
I’m not sure why I continue to write these every week. I’m almost positive that I lost most of you after our diatribe went onto…