2011

Playing with each other

Let’s face it; two human bodies can only come together in so many ways. Once you’ve tried them on top, you on top and behind,…


Wrapped-up in time

For those of you who may have been raised under the ocean, deep underground in secret government bunkers or have been hermits for most of…



Zoological Investigations

Hey there, Z.I. fans! I have decided to study in Puerto Rico for a while, but never fear — I am working hard to bring…


Stem cells cloned in NY lab

An article published in the journal Nature on Oct. 5, entitled “Human oocytes reprogram somatic cells to a pluripotent state,” chronicles the findings of a…


iPhone 4S

On Oct. 4 Apple’s new CEO, Tim Cook, announced the iPhone 4S — successor to the iPhone 4 — at a media event at Apple…


J’accuse, Canada

I always joked that if I had ever become disgustingly rich and famous, I would begin my autobiography with the words “I was born and…


We must ban the blood ban

MONTREAL (CUP) — On Sept. 8, the United Kingdom’s Health Department announced that, as of November, gay men will be allowed to give blood —…


In memory of Steve Jobs

His legacy can be found everywhere. University libraries and classrooms are marked with the signature Apple logo, the streets are rampant with white earphones and…


Centre vs. Centre

Several times during the most recent provincial election campaign I said if you were to take away all of the colours, politicians and TV commercials,…