Yearly Archives: 2009
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Ping-pong’s less classy alter-ego
As the seasons change and we enter what feels like a purgatorial transition into winter, I am reminded of warmer times. Times when you...
Step right up! Step right up!
“Opinions are like assholes — everyone has one, and it stinks.”
— American proverb
The sickly sweet scent of rotting roses greets my nose each morning,...
Carbon credits and Joe 12-pack
Joseph is a habitual alcoholic. Each day he makes the short walk to the local beer vendor to purchase a dozen frosty beers. Because...
Letters to the Editor – November 11, 2009
RE: Parking at the U of M
Regarding Jeff Hadley’s Comment of October 28, 2009:
Nobody owes you a parking spot.
Jeff Palmer
RE: Bison Rec Review: Zumba:...
Jets grounded
The Jets are coming! The Jets are coming!
Well, hold on there little Jimmy, not so fast. While there may indeed be a team...
