This day so hallowed
“Brown leafed vertigo where skeletal life is known — I remember Halloween. This day anything goes, dead bodies hang from poles — I remember Halloween.”…
2009
Your guide for Halloween ’09
The hectic pace of university life produces some funny consequences. One that immediately springs to mind is students’ shocking ability to lose track of time….
No candy for you!
The best Halloween treat? Are you serious? Come on now, kids. Is there nothing more serious you would like to debate over? How have I…
Candy is awesome
Candy and chocolate are by far the best Halloween treats for obvious reasons. They are delicious and there are so many options. You have Nibs,…
Fun size: the diminutive devil
While the debate rages on over what the premier Halloween treat is, I have to sit back and watch the hoopla with disinterest. Sure, you…
Beer: the (legal) treat to beat
Ok, ok, I know: Candy is awesome, dentists be damned. However, a time comes in every kid’s life when they are “too old” to go…
The true tragedy of adulthood
The year was 1977 and (I imagine) most of you weren’t even born yet. Stars Wars had not been digitally butchered — err, re-mastered. Star…
Worst Halloween treat ever!
By far, the worst Halloween treat ever is walking out onto your front door on a chilling Halloween morning, only to discover that your front…
The top 10 horror movies of all-time
With a massive resurgence of horror films on the market today, and with almost every ‘80s film being remade, which films do you check out…
Playing to win
Taking the team to new heights, head coach Mike Sirant’s return to the Bisons after a three year professional development leave is nothing short of…